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My Dairy Cow

Posted on Mar 31st, 2006 by dave : Good Vibes dave
http://www.mydairycow.com

Check out this great new service!  They deliver a cow right to your house and install it into your kitchen!  Fresh milk whenever you want it! 
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Harticulate : Joy
about 9 hours later
Harticulate said

Lol………………Is that for real?

dave : Good Vibes
about 11 hours later
dave said

Yes Hart, this is for real.  They have cowboys and cowgirls standing by reading to install a cow in the refrigerator of your choice.  I was concerned about size, but they found a small one for my tiny ass appartment….my bones already feel stronger.

Plus, this way I know the cow is treated properly, and is fed well. =)  I pretty much let him eat whatever he wants in the fridge. 

Harticulate : Joy
about 11 hours later
Harticulate said

So how is she adapting?  Does she like apartment living?  She doesn't miss grazing?

:-)Hart

dave : Good Vibes
about 11 hours later
dave said

She is adapting pretty well.  I have a dog, and they sometimes play tug of war together and such, keeps her happy.  Honestly, i think she was just tired of living outside all the time.  She is loving the modern amenities of the 21st century. And all she has to do is provide the milk.  Although, and keep this on the dl, she will be providing the burgers soon. ;) ssshhhh..

Nancy : Life Expansionist
about 19 hours later
Nancy said

Very funny.  Had me going there for a minute.  =)

5 days later
afra said

hahahahahaha. too funny.
poor cow.

Nicole : Human
about 1 month later
Nicole said

I checked her out Hot Sauce.  I have to admit, she does have nice teats!

dave : Good Vibes
about 1 month later
dave said

lol indeed

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